I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after
me...I pushed '1' and he just stood there...I said 'Hi, where
you going?' He said, 'Phoenix.' So I pushed Phoenix. A few
seconds later the doors opened, two tumbleweeds blew in...we
were in downtown Phoenix. I looked at him and said 'You know,
you're the kind of guy I want to hang around with.' So we got
into his car and drove out to his shack in the desert. Then the
phone rang. He said 'You get it.' I picked it up and said 'Hello?'...the
other side said 'Is this Steven Wright?'...I said 'Yes...' The
guy said 'Hi, I'm Mr. Jones, the student loan director from your
bank...It seems you have missed your last 17 payments, and the
university you attended said that they recieved none of the
$17,000 we loaned you...we would just like to know what happened
to the money?' I said, 'Mr. Jones, I'll give it to you
straight. I gave all of the money to my friend Judas Casey. He
used it to build a nuclear weapon and I would really appreciate
it if you would stop calling me.
